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half-time show

i’m 20 weeks preggers and i’m kinda starting to lose my sh*t. now that i’m half-way there, it’s normal to be scared, right? before i know it, i’m gonna have another baby to take care of—and we all know this … Continue reading

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20 weeks ‘n’ counting

sorry i’ve been so lazy about posting. hey, we were on vacation…well, sorta. if you count having 5 kids running around like mini-maniacs a vacay, then i guess that’s what it was. i’ll be posting a new blog tomorrow, but … Continue reading

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happy mama’s day!

lord knows what puddn’s planning for mother’s day…but i bet it’ll suck.  like last year when he said, “but janz, why should i do anything? you’re not my mother.” i know, what a d*ck. i’ll write a post tonight, but … Continue reading

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