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schmother’s day

here’s what i know about my mother’s day: it’s probably gonna bite the big one. how do i know? well, if it’s anything like the past two years, puddn will just say, “what, you’re not my mother” and i’ll get … Continue reading

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drunk mommy

the other night i did something i hadn’t done in years: i got totally f*cking bombed. and good god, i loved it. you might be thinking, “big whoop,” but for me it was kind of a big deal. see, i’ve … Continue reading

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mooshie knows best

we spent all morning a few days ago in tears…you see, after helping us out for weeks, mooshie finally hightailed it outta here. stinks bawled her face off, i cried, and i think even puddn teared up knowing he had … Continue reading

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knocked up…another top 12

last week i wrote about the top 12 crappiest parts about being preggers—that was a total cinch. but that got me thinking…could i come up with 12 good things about being knocked up? lemme tell ya, it was a helluva … Continue reading

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knocked-up top 12

today i got one of those annoying emails i signed up for that tell me about my pregnancy. this was “the 12 things you miss most during pregnancy.” most of it was totally stupid, duh. so i decided to make … Continue reading

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extended breastfeeding or bust

i know a lot of people aren’t going to like this post. and it’s fine by me. but as usual i can’t keep my big, fat mouth shut—and this time it’s about the titillating (yes, pun intended) and controversial “time … Continue reading

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tune in, tokyo

i think stinky’s becoming a lil perv. she used to like to stroke my face to help her fall asleep…but now, she’s obsessed with tweaking my nipples. the question is: am i supposed to let her do it or not? … Continue reading

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suck it

i was yapping on the phone with an ex-bf the other day. the conversation was going fine ‘til he made a comment that made me wanna reach into the phone and punch him in the face… he said something along … Continue reading

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mama’s day

sundee was my first mother’s day. i started it off opening a card from lulu. inside, puddn had written this inscription from her: “to the best mom in the whole wide world…until daddy meets a better one…weeeeee!!” as usual, what … Continue reading

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hoarding 101

puddn’s always calling me a hoarder. in a way, i guess he’s kinda right. but i don’t collect the typical things, like newspapers, used band-aids or drain hair. i admit i do have a slight problem with too many chairs, … Continue reading

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