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schmother’s day

here’s what i know about my mother’s day: it’s probably gonna bite the big one. how do i know? well, if it’s anything like the past two years, puddn will just say, “what, you’re not my mother” and i’ll get … Continue reading

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happy mother’s day?

everybody knows puddn totally sucks at being romantic, thoughtful or sensitive. so i know by now not to expect much for mother’s day—or any day for that matter… like the other day i told him i’d bought mother’s day cards … Continue reading

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happy mama’s day!

lord knows what puddn’s planning for mother’s day…but i bet it’ll suck.  like last year when he said, “but janz, why should i do anything? you’re not my mother.” i know, what a d*ck. i’ll write a post tonight, but … Continue reading

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mama’s day

sundee was my first mother’s day. i started it off opening a card from lulu. inside, puddn had written this inscription from her: “to the best mom in the whole wide world…until daddy meets a better one…weeeeee!!” as usual, what … Continue reading

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