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happy mama’s day!

lord knows what puddn’s planning for mother’s day…but i bet it’ll suck.  like last year when he said, “but janz, why should i do anything? you’re not my mother.” i know, what a d*ck. i’ll write a post tonight, but … Continue reading

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baby-napped

i spent the majority of last week bawling like an idiot. you see, my sweet lil girl was ripped from my arms, stuffed in the backseat of a car, and driven hours away…by my in-laws. yep, those bastards totally stole … Continue reading

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