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puddn in the hot seat

i haven’t really written much about puddn lately, so it’s high time he got some sh*t. i decided to ask him a list of questions about my pregnancy to see how’d he’d answer them…and he was a d*ck as usual… … Continue reading

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knocked up…another top 12

last week i wrote about the top 12 crappiest parts about being preggers—that was a total cinch. but that got me thinking…could i come up with 12 good things about being knocked up? lemme tell ya, it was a helluva … Continue reading

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happy birthday, puddn!

today’s puddn’s birthday. he turned 38…yep, i robbed the cradle, but jeez, only by a coupla stinkin’ years. which btw, that mean a-hole never lets me forget. so anyway, in honor of pudsie’s bday, i thought i’d dedicate a post … Continue reading

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babysitters club

everybody knows i’m a lil (fine, a lot) obsessed with my stinky. and maaaybe i’m a wee bit paranoid to leave her with a babysitter. ever. yah, so? look, i can’t just trust anyone to watch my precious girl. well … Continue reading

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off-white wedding

this afternoon at nonna and pop pop’s house, i pointed out to lulu where mama and dada got married. actually, she should remember…she was there, too. puddn and i got hitched in my parents’ backyard in september—when stinky was 10 … Continue reading

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