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lu’s big, fat purple party

after lu’s ginormous second birthday party last year, puddn and i pinky-swore we’d never do it again. soooo of course, i threw her a bigger, better one this year… jeez, i’m sorry if i wanna celebrate my one-and-only baby girl’s … Continue reading

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ode to my dad

this is the first father’s day without my dad, and i gotta say it sucks. so i feel like yip-yapping a little about him and reminiscing about the good ‘ol days… his name was manny, short for manuel. which is … Continue reading

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say what!?!

the other day some girlfriends and i were yapping about embarrassing things kids blurt out in public. well last week, lulu yelled out something so bad i almost pooped my pants… you know the comments i’m talking about. like when … Continue reading

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en-rage-ment party

when you find random pairs of undies in your yard the next morning, you know you threw a pretty good party… so puddn and i hosted an engagement soiree last saturdee night for one of the dipshit brothers, ty, and … Continue reading

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party central

today’s my sweet baby lulu’s second birthday. and since she got stiffed out of a first birthday party (puddn and i got married instead), we threw her a bonafide kiddie rager at our house yesterday… i swear to gawd i … Continue reading

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2 grand daddies

stinks and i got a real treat this weekend: we got to spend father’s day (and the whole week) with my dad, aka lu’s pop pop. i know i’m a sap and overly hormonal these days, but i think i … Continue reading

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stinky who?

sometimes i’m all talk. like yesterday when we pulled out of the driveway and i begged puds to let me out. i just hated leaving stinky overnight to go to a wedding 3 hours away. well what a joke that … Continue reading

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off-white wedding

this afternoon at nonna and pop pop’s house, i pointed out to lulu where mama and dada got married. actually, she should remember…she was there, too. puddn and i got hitched in my parents’ backyard in september—when stinky was 10 … Continue reading

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