Category Archives: tantrums

schmother’s day

here’s what i know about my mother’s day: it’s probably gonna bite the big one. how do i know? well, if it’s anything like the past two years, puddn will just say, “what, you’re not my mother” and i’ll get … Continue reading

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the infirmary

why did i open my big, fat mouth and whine about how hard it is having 2 kids? i’m an idiot…i should’ve known that things could get much, much worse—and they sure f*cking did… first of all, puddn went out … Continue reading

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one down

this weekend was ridgey’s one-month birthday. and if there’s anything i’ve learned over the past 30ish days, it’s this: having 2 kids sucks. i’m totally serious. if you’ve already got 1 decent kid and you’re thinking about having another, i … Continue reading

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puddn in the hot seat

i haven’t really written much about puddn lately, so it’s high time he got some sh*t. i decided to ask him a list of questions about my pregnancy to see how’d he’d answer them…and he was a d*ck as usual… … Continue reading

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bloody hell

yesterday my high-risk doc scared the living sh*t outta me. as puddn and i walked outta the office, i asked if he was ready to be a single dad to 2 kids—after i bleed to death… yep, that’s what the … Continue reading

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holy terror

this weekend something really freaky and kinda scary happened: lulu had her first, official night terror. dear god, it was horrible. but i dunno who was more terrorized, her or me… well, i’m pretty sure it was a night terror. … Continue reading

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half-time show

i’m 20 weeks preggers and i’m kinda starting to lose my sh*t. now that i’m half-way there, it’s normal to be scared, right? before i know it, i’m gonna have another baby to take care of—and we all know this … Continue reading

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terrible almost twos

lulu had her first real, totally freakin’ crazy temper tantrum today. since my sweet stinky is usually so mellow and easy going (like her mom), up until now, i’d never worried the “terrible twos” were gonna strike. but now i … Continue reading

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