Category Archives: sick baby

schmother’s day

here’s what i know about my mother’s day: it’s probably gonna bite the big one. how do i know? well, if it’s anything like the past two years, puddn will just say, “what, you’re not my mother” and i’ll get … Continue reading

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tummy troubles

we had an amazingly fun week at our house—if you consider 5 days of barfing and sh*t squirts to be a good time. i wish it was puddn or myself who was illin’ (nah, i only wish it was puddn), … Continue reading

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party central

today’s my sweet baby lulu’s second birthday. and since she got stiffed out of a first birthday party (puddn and i got married instead), we threw her a bonafide kiddie rager at our house yesterday… i swear to gawd i … Continue reading

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hand, foot and huh?

so lu’s just getting over a disease she got last week…yah, that’s right, a f*cking disease. somehow she caught hand, foot and mouth disease, one of those crazy kid viruses that’s totally weird and really gross… apparently it’s pretty common…lil … Continue reading

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