Category Archives: placenta: eating

how bed rest is like prison…with perks

this time last year i was in the hospital on bed rest. oh man, it sucked. i cried, i whined, i complained, and i pretty much threatened the nurses and docs. like seriously. i was a caged animal. or a … Continue reading

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extended breastfeeding or bust

i know a lot of people aren’t going to like this post. and it’s fine by me. but as usual i can’t keep my big, fat mouth shut—and this time it’s about the titillating (yes, pun intended) and controversial “time … Continue reading

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please pass the placenta

i met a friend today at the farmers market who just popped out a baby 2 weeks ago. i was so excited to see her, not because i wanted to yap about the birth or see the baby (btw, he’s … Continue reading

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