Category Archives: new house

bloody saturday

little did i know when i went to bed on friday night that i’d wake up a few hours later in a huge pool of blood—the exact terrifying scene the docs warned me about. it was really freakin’ happening… we’d … Continue reading

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storage wars

puddn finally threatened to divorce me. no, it wasn’t over the usual reasons—lying, cheating or irreconcilable differences (though trust me, we have plenty of those)—it was over…wait for it…our garage. either i had to get rid of all the sh*t … Continue reading

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party central

today’s my sweet baby lulu’s second birthday. and since she got stiffed out of a first birthday party (puddn and i got married instead), we threw her a bonafide kiddie rager at our house yesterday… i swear to gawd i … Continue reading

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the belated bunny

the easter bunny came to our house yesterday morning. f*ckin’ finally, right? you see, since i was stuck in bed for weeks, we didn’t really get a chance to celebrate easter. so i wanted to make it up to stinks…who … Continue reading

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the year without easter

i planned to host a fabulous easter brunch at our new place. the menu was set (gluten-free quiche, anyone?), lu had the perfect dress, and our yard was ready for the egg hunt and our new bubble machine. but of … Continue reading

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