Category Archives: nanny

mooshie knows best

we spent all morning a few days ago in tears…you see, after helping us out for weeks, mooshie finally hightailed it outta here. stinks bawled her face off, i cried, and i think even puddn teared up knowing he had … Continue reading

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no, my husband lies

i know i swore i wouldn’t acknowledge puddn’s stupid blog, but i can’t take it anymore. his last post was just too over the top. he says i’m a liar? if you know puds, then you know he’s ridiculous…and definitely … Continue reading

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the nanny

i know all i’ve done lately is complain about being on freakin’ bed rest. sorry, i realize it’s getting old. but i gotta admit, no matter what happens with this baby, it’s all been worth it for one reason alone: … Continue reading

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stir crazy

we already have a nickname for the new baby: lil sh*t. he’s only a 15-week-old fetus, and he’s already causing way too much trouble. thanks to his antics, my ass is still on freakin’ bed rest… i know i should … Continue reading

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