Category Archives: male body hair

flat on my back

right now my pits reek worse than puddn’s sweaty (and hairy) ass after crossfit. and it’s after 5 pm, and i haven’t brushed my teeth yet today. seriously, i’m repulsive. but who gives a sh*t? it’s not like anyone’s gonna … Continue reading

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puddn in the hot seat

i haven’t really written much about puddn lately, so it’s high time he got some sh*t. i decided to ask him a list of questions about my pregnancy to see how’d he’d answer them…and he was a d*ck as usual… … Continue reading

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2 grand daddies

stinks and i got a real treat this weekend: we got to spend father’s day (and the whole week) with my dad, aka lu’s pop pop. i know i’m a sap and overly hormonal these days, but i think i … Continue reading

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puddn’s 1-2 punch

i dunno what’s more offensive: a) the fact that puddn didn’t know my middle name the other day, or b) that he caught a glimpse of my nekked preggers body and pretended to gag. i know, i married a d*ckhead… … Continue reading

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happy birthday, puddn!

today’s puddn’s birthday. he turned 38…yep, i robbed the cradle, but jeez, only by a coupla stinkin’ years. which btw, that mean a-hole never lets me forget. so anyway, in honor of pudsie’s bday, i thought i’d dedicate a post … Continue reading

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tune in, tokyo

i think stinky’s becoming a lil perv. she used to like to stroke my face to help her fall asleep…but now, she’s obsessed with tweaking my nipples. the question is: am i supposed to let her do it or not? … Continue reading

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