Category Archives: gluten-free

how bed rest is like prison…with perks

this time last year i was in the hospital on bed rest. oh man, it sucked. i cried, i whined, i complained, and i pretty much threatened the nurses and docs. like seriously. i was a caged animal. or a … Continue reading

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mooshie knows best

we spent all morning a few days ago in tears…you see, after helping us out for weeks, mooshie finally hightailed it outta here. stinks bawled her face off, i cried, and i think even puddn teared up knowing he had … Continue reading

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flat on my back

right now my pits reek worse than puddn’s sweaty (and hairy) ass after crossfit. and it’s after 5 pm, and i haven’t brushed my teeth yet today. seriously, i’m repulsive. but who gives a sh*t? it’s not like anyone’s gonna … Continue reading

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tummy troubles

we had an amazingly fun week at our house—if you consider 5 days of barfing and sh*t squirts to be a good time. i wish it was puddn or myself who was illin’ (nah, i only wish it was puddn), … Continue reading

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party central

today’s my sweet baby lulu’s second birthday. and since she got stiffed out of a first birthday party (puddn and i got married instead), we threw her a bonafide kiddie rager at our house yesterday… i swear to gawd i … Continue reading

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the belated bunny

the easter bunny came to our house yesterday morning. f*ckin’ finally, right? you see, since i was stuck in bed for weeks, we didn’t really get a chance to celebrate easter. so i wanted to make it up to stinks…who … Continue reading

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stir crazy

we already have a nickname for the new baby: lil sh*t. he’s only a 15-week-old fetus, and he’s already causing way too much trouble. thanks to his antics, my ass is still on freakin’ bed rest… i know i should … Continue reading

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gluten-free gal

people are always asking me what it’s like to be gluten-free. well i’m not gonna lie, it kinda blows ass. yep, i have celiac disease (CD). it’s kinda strange to admit i have a disease…but i gotta say, if you’re … Continue reading

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mama’s day

sundee was my first mother’s day. i started it off opening a card from lulu. inside, puddn had written this inscription from her: “to the best mom in the whole wide world…until daddy meets a better one…weeeeee!!” as usual, what … Continue reading

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on top of spaghetti

people are always asking me about that crazy-ass class where lu swims in spaghetti. well today she was drowning in pasta again at yet another pool party. and i don’t know (or give a sh*t) if she had fun or … Continue reading

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