Category Archives: gender reveal party

cruel april fool

i was waiting all day for puddn to play a dumb joke on me. i figured he’d try to get me back for lying to him about the sex of the baby—then posting his ding-dong reaction on youtube. but it … Continue reading

Posted in bedrest, curse words, cursing baby, emergency room, f bombs, f word, first-time mom, gender reveal party, husband, neurotic mom, placenta previa, pregnancy, pregnant at 40, subchorionic hemorrhage, toddler who curses, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

it’s a what?

so i got the call with the preliminary cvs test results. my heart was pounding and i thought i was gonna puke…but the news was amazing! the baby’s perfectly healthy. weeeeeee! then i found out what the sex is, duh. … Continue reading

Posted in cvs, first-time mom, frat dude, gender reveal party, husband, neurotic mom, pregnancy, pregnant at 40 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments