Category Archives: f word

baby-napped

i spent the majority of last week bawling like an idiot. you see, my sweet lil girl was ripped from my arms, stuffed in the backseat of a car, and driven hours away…by my in-laws. yep, those bastards totally stole … Continue reading

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the year without easter

i planned to host a fabulous easter brunch at our new place. the menu was set (gluten-free quiche, anyone?), lu had the perfect dress, and our yard was ready for the egg hunt and our new bubble machine. but of … Continue reading

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gluten-free gal

people are always asking me what it’s like to be gluten-free. well i’m not gonna lie, it kinda blows ass. yep, i have celiac disease (CD). it’s kinda strange to admit i have a disease…but i gotta say, if you’re … Continue reading

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cruel april fool

i was waiting all day for puddn to play a dumb joke on me. i figured he’d try to get me back for lying to him about the sex of the baby—then posting his ding-dong reaction on youtube. but it … Continue reading

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ace the test?

so i just had cvs, a scary test to see if the baby’s genetic development is normal and healthy. but as an extra bonus, we also get to find out if it’s a girl or a boy. and i swear … Continue reading

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almost famous?

next week i just might get my 15 minutes of fame. no, i’m not in another commercial (jaysus christ, i wish), but i’m gonna be a guest on a popular online talk show called “the moms view.” we shot it … Continue reading

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f bombed

i knew it was bound to happen sooner or later. my family yelled at me ages ago to watch my mouth. my friends totally warned me. but as usual, i didn’t listen. so now my kid who’s not even 2 … Continue reading

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IVF, baby!

since i already have a track record of over-sharing super-personal details about my life, i figure why stop now? so here we go again. as i type this, i’m on strict, doctor-ordered bed rest after my $20,000 IVF transfer yesterday … Continue reading

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on top of spaghetti

people are always asking me about that crazy-ass class where lu swims in spaghetti. well today she was drowning in pasta again at yet another pool party. and i don’t know (or give a sh*t) if she had fun or … Continue reading

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