Category Archives: doula

water, water everywhere

the other day our pregnant neighbor heather said she was scared her water was gonna break somewhere in public, like at work or in target. i tried to make her feel better by telling her my own ridiculous water-breaking story…ugh, … Continue reading

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on top of spaghetti

people are always asking me about that crazy-ass class where lu swims in spaghetti. well today she was drowning in pasta again at yet another pool party. and i don’t know (or give a sh*t) if she had fun or … Continue reading

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please pass the placenta

i met a friend today at the farmers market who just popped out a baby 2 weeks ago. i was so excited to see her, not because i wanted to yap about the birth or see the baby (btw, he’s … Continue reading

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