Category Archives: discipline baby

say what!?!

the other day some girlfriends and i were yapping about embarrassing things kids blurt out in public. well last week, lulu yelled out something so bad i almost pooped my pants… you know the comments i’m talking about. like when … Continue reading

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puddn in the hot seat

i haven’t really written much about puddn lately, so it’s high time he got some sh*t. i decided to ask him a list of questions about my pregnancy to see how’d he’d answer them…and he was a d*ck as usual… … Continue reading

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terrible almost twos

lulu had her first real, totally freakin’ crazy temper tantrum today. since my sweet stinky is usually so mellow and easy going (like her mom), up until now, i’d never worried the “terrible twos” were gonna strike. but now i … Continue reading

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f bombed

i knew it was bound to happen sooner or later. my family yelled at me ages ago to watch my mouth. my friends totally warned me. but as usual, i didn’t listen. so now my kid who’s not even 2 … Continue reading

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