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drunk mommy

the other night i did something i hadn’t done in years: i got totally f*cking bombed. and good god, i loved it. you might be thinking, “big whoop,” but for me it was kind of a big deal. see, i’ve … Continue reading

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one down

this weekend was ridgey’s one-month birthday. and if there’s anything i’ve learned over the past 30ish days, it’s this: having 2 kids sucks. i’m totally serious. if you’ve already got 1 decent kid and you’re thinking about having another, i … Continue reading

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mooshie knows best

we spent all morning a few days ago in tears…you see, after helping us out for weeks, mooshie finally hightailed it outta here. stinks bawled her face off, i cried, and i think even puddn teared up knowing he had … Continue reading

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suck it

i was yapping on the phone with an ex-bf the other day. the conversation was going fine ‘til he made a comment that made me wanna reach into the phone and punch him in the face… he said something along … Continue reading

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off-white wedding

this afternoon at nonna and pop pop’s house, i pointed out to lulu where mama and dada got married. actually, she should remember…she was there, too. puddn and i got hitched in my parents’ backyard in september—when stinky was 10 … Continue reading

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