Category Archives: baby model

how bed rest is like prison…with perks

this time last year i was in the hospital on bed rest. oh man, it sucked. i cried, i whined, i complained, and i pretty much threatened the nurses and docs. like seriously. i was a caged animal. or a … Continue reading

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lu’s big, fat purple party

after lu’s ginormous second birthday party last year, puddn and i pinky-swore we’d never do it again. soooo of course, i threw her a bigger, better one this year… jeez, i’m sorry if i wanna celebrate my one-and-only baby girl’s … Continue reading

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lil black swan

last sunday was one of the best days of my life. no, puddn didn’t get laser hair removal. it was lulu’s first ballet recital… i swear to gawd it was the cutest damn thing i’ve ever seen. though it was … Continue reading

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tummy troubles

we had an amazingly fun week at our house—if you consider 5 days of barfing and sh*t squirts to be a good time. i wish it was puddn or myself who was illin’ (nah, i only wish it was puddn), … Continue reading

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hand, foot and huh?

so lu’s just getting over a disease she got last week…yah, that’s right, a f*cking disease. somehow she caught hand, foot and mouth disease, one of those crazy kid viruses that’s totally weird and really gross… apparently it’s pretty common…lil … Continue reading

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gluten-free gal

people are always asking me what it’s like to be gluten-free. well i’m not gonna lie, it kinda blows ass. yep, i have celiac disease (CD). it’s kinda strange to admit i have a disease…but i gotta say, if you’re … Continue reading

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the moms view

my episode of “the moms view” is out on youtube. oy, i’ve been dreading it. i was totally bummed out when i left the interview. ugh, i knew i effed up, and even worse, looked like complete ass (dear god, … Continue reading

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