Monthly Archives: June 2012

to snip or not to snip?

since i’m having a boy, people keep asking if he’s gonna get circumcised or not. well jesus, like i wanna make that freakin’ decision. but i’ve been researching the pros and cons of clipping the tip, and they ain’t pretty… … Continue reading

Posted in circumcision, cursing baby, f bombs, first-time mom, husband, i love you, IVF, neurotic mom, new father, obsessive compulsive, pregnancy, pregnant at 40 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

hand, foot and huh?

so lu’s just getting over a disease she got last week…yah, that’s right, a f*cking disease. somehow she caught hand, foot and mouth disease, one of those crazy kid viruses that’s totally weird and really gross… apparently it’s pretty common…lil … Continue reading

Posted in baby model, curse words, f bombs, first-time mom, grandparents, neurotic mom, pregnancy, pregnant at 40, sick baby, toddler who curses, vacation | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

2 grand daddies

stinks and i got a real treat this weekend: we got to spend father’s day (and the whole week) with my dad, aka lu’s pop pop. i know i’m a sap and overly hormonal these days, but i think i … Continue reading

Posted in big lebowski, curse words, cursing baby, f bombs, first-time mom, frat dude, grandparents, husband, i love you, in-laws, male body hair, neurotic mom, new father, pregnancy, pregnant at 40, shopping, the bachelor, toddler who curses, Uncategorized, vacation, wedding | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

what a pisser

lu and i flew ‘cross country on friday. yep, just the 2 of us. and like a dumbass, i only booked 1 stupid seat. ugh. but i was just praying stinks wouldn’t scream the entire 5 hours like the last … Continue reading

Posted in babysitters, curse words, cursing baby, f bombs, first-time mom, husband, neurotic mom, new father, pregnancy, pregnant at 40, toddler who curses, vacation | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

holy terror

this weekend something really freaky and kinda scary happened: lulu had her first, official night terror. dear god, it was horrible. but i dunno who was more terrorized, her or me… well, i’m pretty sure it was a night terror. … Continue reading

Posted in cursing baby, f bombs, first-time mom, frat dude, husband, neurotic mom, new father, night terrors, pregnancy, pregnant at 40, tantrums, terrible twos, toddler who curses | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments