Monthly Archives: April 2012

back on my feet

i’m back, baby! yep, i’m finally off that stupid bed rest. i’ve still gotta take it easy, but whatever. i can walk and dance and shop and shop and shop. and oh yah, puds and i are allowed to pork … Continue reading

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the nanny

i know all i’ve done lately is complain about being on freakin’ bed rest. sorry, i realize it’s getting old. but i gotta admit, no matter what happens with this baby, it’s all been worth it for one reason alone: … Continue reading

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stir crazy

we already have a nickname for the new baby: lil sh*t. he’s only a 15-week-old fetus, and he’s already causing way too much trouble. thanks to his antics, my ass is still on freakin’ bed rest… i know i should … Continue reading

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terrible almost twos

lulu had her first real, totally freakin’ crazy temper tantrum today. since my sweet stinky is usually so mellow and easy going (like her mom), up until now, i’d never worried the “terrible twos” were gonna strike. but now i … Continue reading

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baby-napped

i spent the majority of last week bawling like an idiot. you see, my sweet lil girl was ripped from my arms, stuffed in the backseat of a car, and driven hours away…by my in-laws. yep, those bastards totally stole … Continue reading

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the year without easter

i planned to host a fabulous easter brunch at our new place. the menu was set (gluten-free quiche, anyone?), lu had the perfect dress, and our yard was ready for the egg hunt and our new bubble machine. but of … Continue reading

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gluten-free gal

people are always asking me what it’s like to be gluten-free. well i’m not gonna lie, it kinda blows ass. yep, i have celiac disease (CD). it’s kinda strange to admit i have a disease…but i gotta say, if you’re … Continue reading

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cruel april fool

i was waiting all day for puddn to play a dumb joke on me. i figured he’d try to get me back for lying to him about the sex of the baby—then posting his ding-dong reaction on youtube. but it … Continue reading

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