Monthly Archives: July 2011

water, water everywhere

the other day our pregnant neighbor heather said she was scared her water was gonna break somewhere in public, like at work or in target. i tried to make her feel better by telling her my own ridiculous water-breaking story…ugh, … Continue reading

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iowa or bust

before stinky came along, i used to go on incredible vacations, like to belize, thailand (birthplace of the amazing underwear photo), honduras, trinidad and tobago, and sicily. i scuba-dived, bungee-jumped and ate and drank my face off like any normal … Continue reading

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red, white and dorky

this morning lu started crying while i dressed her in her fourth of july outfit. turns out i should’ve listened to her and picked something else…cuz puddn, stinks and i went to a swanky barbeque and looked like star-spangled losers … Continue reading

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