Monthly Archives: March 2011

off my chest

i have big boobs. i didn’t always have these funbags, and in fact, they used to be downright small. i’d like to think they were once cute and perky, but dear lord, not anymore. i can’t even remember what it’s … Continue reading

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off-white wedding

this afternoon at nonna and pop pop’s house, i pointed out to lulu where mama and dada got married. actually, she should remember…she was there, too. puddn and i got hitched in my parents’ backyard in september—when stinky was 10 … Continue reading

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